Saturday, December 28, 2019

179. who are you

179. Who you are

Ulang tayang posting lama.
So true especially untuk current and future project manager.

  1. Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3. Operations Head* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
4. Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
5. Financial Budget* Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
6. Planning Team* thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
7. Quality Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
8. HR Manager* is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
9. Customer* is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!

Jangan serius sangat.

18.12.2019

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